Technocalypse Now

Big Tech needs a reboot and Musk is just the guy to CTL-ALT-DEL

The current crypto, tech, and streaming crashes are the perfect backdrop for Elon Musk’s imperfections to wreak maximum havoc.

His infantilism is just what the doctors of disruption ordered, and Twitter is the most disabled patient to either resurrect or bury.

Regardless what you think of the world’s richest egomaniac, Musk is the right guy for the wrong job: flame-on, motherfucker!

Elon tweets like a billionaire chimpanzee jerking off in a gold plated zoo cage. Let’s celebrate the excitement, anarchy, and opportunity.

In technology verticals where market caps exceed 20, 30, and 40+ times EBITDA, we all need an anti-savior to totally blow this shit up.

Canning half of Twitter’s staff, alienating half the rest? Time to clean house. Frightening away advertisers? The model is broken anyway.

War with Apple? Fuck their 30% graft and app monopoly, go for it! Attacking the Left’s arbitrary content moderation? Bring it!

What’s the worst that can happen? For every action expect a reaction. Trillions in equity vaporized never existed in the first place.