Karen Finally Speaks to the Manager

Mookie Spitz
4 min readDec 22, 2020

In which a science denier denies herself out of existence.

Public domain photo courtesy of Gianni Crestani

The Karendemic

Descartes famously wrote “I think therefore I am” and became immortal. Karen, by not thinking at all, eventually vanished forever.

Not that anyone misses her, mind you. Most of us got tired of enduring her endless rants and raves, and are relieved to see her go.

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Mookie Spitz

Author and communications strategist. His latest book SUPER SANTA is available on Amazon, with a sci fi adventure set for Valentine's Day 2024.