Frankie Never Went to Hollywood

How I had an unlikely body guard in high school, and what he means to me now

Frankie was a late 70s high school anomaly, idolizing Lou “The Hulk” Ferrigno and looking just like him, a ripped body builder by age 15.

For some reason Frankie liked me, so he became my bodyguard of sorts, menacing anyone who tried to bully skinny dorky…